Red Sox recalled catcher Dusty Brown from Triple-A Pawtucket.
“Either Jason Varitek has some sort of undisclosed minor injury or the Red Sox couldn’t be bothered to promote anyone potentially useful with John Smoltz taking the roster spot later this week. Brown, who is in the majors for the first time, was hitting .239/.347/.331 for Pawtucket.”
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